Most people wouldn't know this about me, but i have a terrible fear of using the toilet in other places besides my own house. weird, i know. more specifically if i have to do no. 2 i will hold it till i get home. so you can imagine my fear when "nature calls" at work or a Peggy and Clint's house. it took me a good month just to feel comfortable here at their house. i use to only poop when they left for work and i was here by myself. ha. and at work my boss makes fun of me because i will NEVER go during the day. I'm sure there are many people out there that say holding it for too long is bad, but i don't care. I'm not craping when people are around. i've heard too many stories about huge shits clogging the toilet and i have a few of my own, so in my mind i would be extremely embarrassed if i ever had to say " excuse me, but i just took a massive crap and i need to use your plunger." YIKES. right now your probably thinking TMI.TMI!!!! but how else would one explain this fear?!
Today i even called my mom, after realizing that the water in the bowl was NOT going down and not wanting to face the plunger i held it until i knew for sure that everything was going down fine. no way was i going to drive 5 miles to the nearest mijers and use the public restroom. i finally used it and to my relief everything was fine. Thank God.
So if you ever wonder why i can hold it like a camel on long road-trips or see me running to the door when i get home, you'll know why :)
1 comment:
this was the strangest and most amusing thing ive read in a while. i gotta say kim...i prefer reading about cakes :)
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